Once there was a Cookie Bandit,
That had a scheme, and he planned it.
His hand was in the cookie jar.
Cookie crumbs were never far.
He couldn’t eat a normal cookie.
At baking, he was not a rookie.
He mixed his favorite recipes,
To leave lasting legacies.
Instead of a cookie that was simple,
He created a sweet with a dimple:
Chocolate chip, banana, and oatmeal
Combined with zest and much appeal.
Then ginger, almond, and macadamia
Can be eaten from here to Mesopotamia.
So, if you need a special dessert,
Dress in your cookie-eating shirt,
And have a Cookie Bandit biscuit.
It’s almost like your Mother fixed it.
Copyright 2019 Jennifer Waters